What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:21

-All the bad guys are black.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Why do some straight men like to suck dick but don't find other males attractive?
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?